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May 30, 2013

Brandi Glanville Eddie and LeAnn "Spitting Mad"

Brandi Glanville is to Eddie Cibiran and LeAnn Rimes as humans are to oxygen. AKA, she can't live without them. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star recently said that Eddie and LeAnn are "spitting mad" that she's so damn successful. According to Brandi, E and L would prefer it if she were dishing out fries at McDonald's instead of lunching with Kate Middleton and Camilla Parker Bowles.

Oh, and she also said she's currently "the face of scorned women who made it", adding: "What was I going to do at 36 years old with no education and two kids?"

Besides getting a normal job, I don't know, Brandi. What do 36-year-old women with two kids do if they don't get on reality shows? Disintegrate or die, I guess. But, backing up a quick sec, is Brandi the face of scorned, successful women? I actually didn't realize a face was required for such a specific scenario. If that's the case, can I be the face of Women Who Like Yellow and Have Shih Tzus? I think I could be a really good role model for others like me.

No, in all seriousness, Brandi needs to get off the Eddie and LeAnn train. She's the one who seems obsessed with them. It's not a good look. But then again, Brandi has LeAnn to thank for her new-found fame, so maybe she should stay on the train and be promoted to conductor. She can even get a pair of overalls and one of those cute hats! I mean, Brandi is a lovely girl and all, but would she be where she is if it weren't for her feud with LeAnn and Edward? Not so sure. And she seems to like where she's at.

If Brandi really wants to show Eddie and LeAnn the business, she should just stop talking about them altogether. No more mentions in interviews. No more passive-aggressive tweets. No more comments on how "spitting mad" they are. If she's looking for longevity in this, um, career she's fallen into, she needs to learn to stand on her own two feet. With Eddie and LeAnn, she's standing on six.