Man Wart Removed With Shotgun

Man Wart Removed With Shotgun

Man Wart Removed With Shotgun. A British man removed a wart with a shotgun. Perhaps Sean Murphy missed the memo, but there are plenty of other less invasive ways to trash a wart. Using a shotgun was probably one of the dumbest ways to do it.

Apparently, the dime-sized nemesis sat on Murphy's middle finger and plagued him for five long years! Now, why didn't Murphy just go to the corner drug store and get a wart removal kit? Was that too embarrassing for him? Perhaps it was like a man buying tampons or maybe, Murphy's universe was too small to fit a removal kit.

The good news, the wart was blasted off his finger. The bad news, most of the middle finger went along with the it! However, don't think for one second that Murphy was sad to see his finger ripped from his hand. Instead, Murphy told England's The Star:

"The best thing is that the wart has gone. It was giving me lot of trouble...It was hurting a lot and causing my finger to bend. I'd been to the doctors and tried all sorts of things, but it wouldn't go."

Perhaps Murphy wasn't trying hard enough to rid himself of the wart and over compensated by sacrificing his middle finger. Whatever the case may be, one thing is certain - Murphy is probably a shell shy of a fully loaded gun.

Even Murphy's lawyer, Richard Heigh, was dumbfounded by his ridiculous behavior. Heigh stated that Murphy was a "victim of his own stupidity." Now, ain't that the truth folks! And, for his act of utmost stupidity, Murphy was charged with possessing an illegal weapon. Luckily, he didn't have to go to jail. However, some time at the school of common sense might do him good.

Source: gather